Sooooo remember when Coco Rocha and Jessica Stam wore fake nails and really bad weaves and pranced around in front of Steven Meisel for Vogue Italia and called it a “haute mess” and everyone else called it racist?
Here I am in Central Park with a really big stick that I later used to swipe hot dogs out of people’s hands (just kidding) (kind of).
Here I am COMING AT YOU:
And here I am hopping across the street without ever moving my legs:
Let’s drop any glamorous pretenses and just call this one a “hot mess.”
Ohh but don’t you like my purple jacket?