I thought I had gotten everything I wanted for Christmas. Then I found these.
Here’s the thing. I don’t even know how to ice skate. I’m the girl who frantically clutches the rail at Wollman rink while 9-year-olds zoom in figure eights around me . But I am willing to feign grace if it means I can own these calf-skin, lace-up beauties by Dsquared2. Santa? Is it too late to come back? Don’t worry. If $1,137 (40% off!) seems like too much for a pair of designer skates, The Zoe Report has found this fun alternative. Because nothing screams winter fun like a decorative pair of open-toed sky-high wedges.
Peace and joy, y’all.